Jul 27 2009
pissing folgers

I found this comic in a used bookstore (walden pond bookstore in Oakland) the other day and decided that a guy like me just had to have this. I haven’t read it it, just kind of thumbed through it to get the general gist. The writer is not quite as off the deep end as as I am about coffee( not many people are) but the story itself seems offbeat enough. I just might get around to actually reading it when I finish all the Discworld novels.
I liked the cover anyways
Speaking of Too Much Coffee Man?
This is a question that I am constantly asking of myself each morning as I work my way through my third, even fourth cup of coffee.
“Four mere cups! Pff!” You say? That it takes a whole pot just to get you out of your bunny slippers?
Well, I say to you
These are not just mere little coffee cups. I drink out of a big fricken cups that delivers 20 oz’s of the juice per fill up. And the coffee that this joe swills is no Folgers Fricken Crystals either. The Chemex allows me to make it strong yet keep it smooth.
By the time I get to my Fourth cup, My neurons are snapping like nobody’s business and my urine smells just like the Folgers Fricken Crystals your drinking.
Still, I do not merely drink just to piss Folgers.
I drink to experience the subtle nuances of a particular origin, to revel in the smoothness of the Kona Kowali, to feel the brown sugar goodness of the Tanzanian Peaberry tweak the edges of my tongue, and the peppermint after taste of the Jacu Bird Coffee lap up against the roof of my mouth.
Sure, my quest for new taste sensations end up getting me a bit overly jazzed up. But that comes with the territory. And, I will admit that there are times, especially in the wee hours of the morn, in which I swill the stuff more for the sake of kick starting my day then to experience the the different tastes from plantations around the world. Still, I imagine even the most refined sommelier likes to get ripped on a bottle of Chianti once in a while.
Well, Now i gotta go roast me up a batch of Guatamala Fraijanes- Finca Agua Tibia which I am told is a real kick in the taste buds, So I will see you folks later.



