May 10 2009
Bag o Beans continued
“Enough beans to get the entire high school jazzed off thier asses several times over sheriff. Either those kids were really going to party, or we are looking at an intent to distribute….”
Deputy Dan glanced over at the bag of beans that he had placed on the top of the truck of the patrol car. He had never seen unprocessed ones outside of the law enforcement training seminars before, but his instincts told him that he had made his first big time bust. He had pulled over the minivan for having expired tags and then stumbled upon this big bag of coffee beans.
“Yeah I am sure, I mean, sure enough to hold them.” The deputy said into the phone after an extended period of listening to the sheriff mull the situation over. He still needed perform the caff test in order to make sure, but he knew it was going to come back positive. Most of the stuff he had confiscated had already been cooked and ground long before it had even made it to the county line. This was some unadulterated stuff worth a small fortune on the street. Some real Primo gourmet coffee.
He looked past the bag of beans and into the seat to make sure the two young punks that he had arrested were not doing anything overtly stupid. Hopefully, they were talking too each other, spilling valuable secrets to embedded backseat microphones that DARE had financed the department to further fight this war on Caffeine.
“Who are they? Well sheriff, I guess thats where it gets a little tricky, It was two local boys.” Deputy Dan breathed a deep sigh and then told the sheriff.
“It’s Seth Jorgenson and Donald McAnsky,” He said and waited as the sheriff finished swearing into the phone.”Which is why I figured I better call you before calling it in.”
The two jackasses were probably doing a bean run for the big party at Bare ass creek that every kid in the county was going to be this weekend. They were probably planning on cookin up the beans themselves and then brewing up some hooch to hawk to the kids for 10 bucks a cup. This type of entrapeneurship was typical of Seth and Donny who were both known for dabbling in illicit activities much to the chagrin of their parents.
Judge Jorganson and Blake McAnsky were pretty powerful guys in town and would not be too happy about their boy doing time. They were also the sheriff’s biggest supporters. Deputy Dan already knew what was going to happen.
The beans were probably going to have to disappear somehow…
He began to wonder as to whether or not the beans could actually be processed using just a oven and a cooking sheet. He had tried the stuff as an experimental teen and found even the low grade stuff to his liking and he began to wonder what ”fresh coffee” would taste like. If it was as good as all the Caf-addicts said it was. Like sipping pure heaven.
It would be a shame just to waste the stuff.
